Confession

I spend a lot of time looking at women's eyes.  More specifically, how they do their makeup. 

My name is Breanna Mecham and I am jealous of people who look amazing because they know how to apply eye makeup properly.

Eyeshadow and I do not get along.  We don't understand one another. 99.4% of the time, when I am "finished" applying all the make-up, the end result is a testament to the fight the eyeshadow and I got into. In these fights, there is no winner. I look ridiculous and the eyeshadow is ashamed to be on my face.

Don't even get me started on my lack of eyeliner skills. Eyeliner woes make eyeshadow woes look like I know what I am doing.

Mascara is easy.  Mascara and I have reached an agreement to like one another because, let's face it, a monkey could put on mascara. Plus, after 10 minutes when the redness and tears have disappeared, no one can tell that I poked myself in the eye with the mascara wand.

Anyone else have these issues? I would like to think that I am not alone.