Monday, April 18, 2011

Dear Wonka...

...I hate your stinkin' guts.  You make me angry.  You are the scum of the candy world.
Love, Bre-Anna

Wonka did it AGAIN!  They took away another one of my favorite candies.  I have been looking forward to Easter for MONTHS because I thought that I would be able to buy Runts Freckled Eggs.

BOY, WAS I WRONG! 



I swear, Wonka is out to get me.  The company has spies watching me, seeing what candies I like to buy and then they report back to Mr. Willy Wonka himself.  Mr. Wonka then makes sure to stop making said candies in an effort to ruin my life.

Well, Mr. Candy Man, it's WORKING!

Okay, that's a bit dramatic, but I'm pregnant....which is my excuse for any of my outlandish behaviors.

When I couldn't find them myself,  the people who love me (in three different states) took up the challenge and tried to find me Freckled Eggs in the stores where they live, but to no avail.

Today, I was reduced to buying my beloved Easter candy online and paying $4.00 a bag plus shipping. 

When he got home from work and I told him that I just spent $30 on candy, Luke mocked me and grounded me from online shopping.

Seriously Wonka, you and me?...we are so done.  If you want to make up, please send me a very generous supply of Waky Wafers, Tart N' Tinys and Runts Frecked Eggs; only then can we be friends again. 




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